Saturday, August 07, 2004
i m stuck at home so just sharing some lame and quite funny stuff
A man's occupation is to stick his cockulation in a woman's ventilation to increase the population of the younger generation. <--- nice quote right?
Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
Because Donald Ducked.
Hahaz
What did one ocean say to the beach?
Nothing — it just waved!
Christina , Britney and Eminem all die and go to hell.
the devil took christina in his hand and she melted into a puddle
then he took britney in his hand and she melted into a puddle
Then he took Eminem in his hands but he didnt melt.
The divil asked him y.
Then he said "Eminem melts in your mouth not in your hands"
HAHAHAHAHA
Chocolate Ice Cream
A man walked into an ice cream shop...
Man: I'd like some chocolate ice cream.
Scooper: I'm sorry sir, but we're out of chocolate. Would you like something else?
Man: Yes, I'd like some chocolate ice cream.
Scooper: I'm sorry, but we don't have that. Would you like to try a different flavor?
Man: Um... yes. I'd like some chocolate ice cream.
Scooper: We don't have that. How about a different kind of ice cream?
Man: I'll have some chocolate ice cream.
Scooper: Look, Mister, can you spell the “van” in vanilla?
Man: V-A-N.Scooper: Can you spell the “straw” in strawberry?
Man: S-T-R-A-W.
Scooper: Can you spell the “fuck” in chocolate?
Man: But there is no “fuck” in chocolate!
Scooper: That's what I've been trying to tell you!
Get it???HAHA
why didnt the skeleton cross the road??
HE didnt Have the Guts!!!
Done... buaiz
Husna
[11:51 AM]
in love with love and love itself *
